FAQ this might save you some time :)

1. Am I pregnant?

We don’t know. Take a test.

2. Could I be pregnant?

Did you engage in sexual intercourse? If yes, then there is a possibility. Please see number 1. If no, then obviously not.

3. Is this my period or implantation bleeding?

If we knew we would be making the big bucks. See number 1.

4. Do I have a STD?

At this point I’m wondering where my six figure pay check is going. Because it for sure isn’t getting deposited into my bank account.

5. What is this??????

Discharge! Unless you blew your nose in your underwear. I don’t judge.

Feel free to add to this list everyone! :)