Do these sound like pregnancy symptoms?

So I ovulated a week ago and on ovulation day I had sex(kinda) with my friend. We were drunk it was a mistake and it only lasted a few minutes and he didn't ejaculate but there was probably pre cum. Period isn't even due till next Tuesday so I'm very confused if these are signs and if I would even have signs this early.

Weird stuff that has happened since then that I don't normally have before a period super sensitive nipples, hip pain, can't fall asleep, can't wake up once I have fallen asleep except to pee which happens every twoish hours, peeing all the time and i am very good at staying hydrated but my pee is yellow when it is normally clear, I had cramping randomly at the end of the week, can smell weird things I normally can't smell and that no one else seems to notice.