Anyone looking for a gently used boyfriend?

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He’s an amazing father, hard worker, will do all the cooking, he’s super patient and doesn’t mind spoiling you but geez he eats EVERYTHING lmao. Last night I had really bad heartburn and couldn’t find any tums bc he likes to snack on them as candy😒 then today I walk into the kitchen and he’s eating my preggie pops, so I jokingly Confront him and then he starts sticking his tongue out pretending to be nauseous lol