Does it sound like SPD?

Maggi

It feels like I got kicked in the crotch by a body builder who has been doing steroids since he was 16.

Or maybe by a middle aged woman who thinks I was hitting on her husband.

Or maybe like my hips are being split apart by an angry gorilla.

Or like someone decided to torture me by forcing me to do a straddle with a 90lb weight attached to my back.

Is this SPD? 😅😂