My husband said what??!!

Tonight while eating dinner with my husband and MIL , we were talking about child birth. My MiL was telling us about when my husband was born and then we retelling the story of when my daughter was born. Well we’re talking about my daughters birth story and my husband goes “ you could’ve done better” da fuck.! That was 30 hrs of labor guys and me and his mom both Layed into him.. he said he was kidding but right now he’s cleaning the kitchen and I’m drinking a glass of wine .. could’ve done better my ass.. let me see u piss out a watermelon and then get back to me