So currently it’s 4:47am and I’m literally posting this as a funny story and also to mildly humiliate myself

Last night I pretty much sculled a litre of water really fast before I went to bed cause I wanted to meet my daily water intake.

I didn’t go to the bathroom before bed.

I DISTINCTLY remember thinking to myself “I’m an adult it’s not like I’m gonna pee the bed lol”

How I was so, very wrong.

So I’m dreaming and shit, can’t remember now but whatever.

And I suddenly wake up to literal PISS running down my leg

I IMMEDIATELY GET UP AND START WADDLING TO BATHROOM, PEE AND ALL STILL RUNNING ON THE FLOOR AND AS I SIT DOWN IT’S STILL FLOWING.

^this was my mortified face rushing to the bathroom knowing that I, an adult, has just peed the bed

Now I’m currently in bed laying on a towel to dry the wet spot faster.

This has been a wild ride...

P.S. I had absolutely no idea what group to put this in, don’t crucify me