“Are you bleeding?”

I’m currently waiting for my ovulation window and this morning I blotted my pink lipstick with some toilet paper and threw it in the toilet. My husband saw it and came up behind me and said, “Are you bleeding? Does that mean we don’t have a chance this month?” He’s so clueless but I love him lol. He assumed it was an early period and that we were out this month, even though I haven’t even ovulated yet (currently on CD 13). Hopefully my husband isn’t the only one who is clueless about the timing of my cycles.