My mom has sewage sprinklers and I’ve never heard of them in my life. Apparently she’s had them for a while and I’ve never noticed a smell and..They went off as I was walking to her front door nowhere near me thank god but the s m e l l. Oh my god. It was so hard, i was walking and holding my breath and still smelling it. It was just in my nose and went up to my brain and was just unholy.

I was choking and gagging and dry heaving. It’s a long walk to her front door. I was trying very very hard to not lose my lunch and almost lost it at her door step.

I don’t even wanna go over there again.

Can I just say something outright? If there’s is a hell.. that is what hell smells like.

See, usually when you smell something bad you just get grossed out and gag but my body..my entire body was repulsed by that smell. I am a bit traumatized.

I also might be pregnant and have that super sonic smell symptom but I’m still traumatized. Then again, it’s literal SHIT WATER SPRINKLERS SO WHO KNOWS

I don’t know why someone would need a shit sprinkler in their front yard but SHE HAS ONE. i take that back.. there was 3 going off. THREEEEE. That’s a damn good question I am gonna ask her what she was thinking and why... just.. why mom. Why.