So as I'm leaving work yesterday our two security guys are having this heated rant and as I walk up to have my bag checked I ask what's going on and one imidatly snaps at me "your not a fag you wouldnt understand."

And I'm just staring at him dumbfounded for a moment and he realizes this and calms a little bit and trys to explain the whole "you must be a sexual freak/want every man cuz your gay" jerks of the world and I just look at him and go, "you think that's bad? Try getting it from both genders and every 'kinky' couple." (I'm Homoflexible/Bisexual)

They both just look at me even more dumbfounded than I did a minute before (I've worked here 8yrs and with them about 2 years)

And one goes "wait... does that mean?"

And I'm just "yup I like dem bewbies." 🤷‍♀️

"But your married to a man, and have a baby?"

Just because I like both genders doesnt mean I'm not into monogamy. And I dont go around shouting I have brown hair or green eyes, so why should my sexual orientation be any different?

Anyways that was my little ramble tidbit on my day lol