Ok in all seriousness

In all seriousness I'm getting kinda frustrated Haha. I hate hearing, oh you will know when you go into labor, or your water will break and you will get soaked. Yet I'm being told from others that they either

1. Their water didnt break when they went into labor.

2. They didnt realise they were in labor cause it started off as a back ache.

3. Their water broke but they weren't soaked it was a light trickle.

So my question is, how do I know for sure I'm in labor? Do I have to have repted contractions? I had sever cramping last night. How will I tell if my water broke? Cause i have squirted before so i might think it's that or, I might assume I piddled a little. I'm 34 weeks and 5 or 6 days. Depsite what the glow app says. The dr doesnt think she is gonna stay in till June 2nd. So I'm just unsure. I have been having some odd cramping today not anything like oh my God it hurts, but more like moderate period cramping. I dont want to call and go in again to have them send me home cause I'm not in labor.