Oh godddd just kill me now

So I feel asleep while I was masturbating last night, and at 2:00 am my dad comes into my room because the bullet vibe slipped into the little space next to my mattress and the bed frame, and starting making this horrible, loud banging sound. So we were both “looking for” it, I knew exactly what it was but I couldn’t tell him that, and eventually I managed to find it and turn it off, but I’m sure he knew it was a vibrator.. 🤦🏻‍♀️

... also like I’d like to mention that I fell asleep around 12:30 I think and this damn bullet kept going on till 2:00. I’ve never had a bullet vibe last that long! The fucking thing decides not to die when it’ll incriminate me, but will die when I’ve literally been using it for 20 minutes?? ??? ?