I smacked my best friend’s husband’s butt
I was at a party at my best friend’s house (have known her over 15 years) and I thought my husband was making a drink. No one else was in the kitchen so I just casually walked by and smacked his butt and then was just kinda waiting wondering why he didn’t react. Then I realized, IT WASN’T MY HUSBAND. I said omg I am so sorry and then he was like oh I thought my wife had done it. Then everyone spent the whole night teasing me 😂
So embarrassing! Now my husband always tell him to protect his butt when he is around me.
AND I WASN’T EVEN DRINKING 🤦🏻♀️
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Edit: Reading is fundamental. I didn’t do it on purpose because I thought it was MY HUSBAND. It was a 20s themed party so all the guys were wearing the same kinds of things. Some of you girls are just another level 🙄. I was just trying to share a funny/embarrassing story.

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