Talk to me about birth control!

Jenna • Hippie mom. Nerd wife. Music snob. Foodie. Writer. Artist. Avid flip flop enthusiast.
My baby boy is almost 4 months now so it's time to start thinking about birth control. The pill made me gain weight and hulk out, my lady bits don't handle condoms well, and iud's are scary. Is there some kind of magic b/c out there that won't be awful? Tell me what you use and why you like it!