Kids say the funniest things!!😂 what has your kids said??

Question

I just heard my daughter wake up and say Mom can you make me some cereal and I said sure baby what kind of cereal and she said the hula-hoop one ??🤨 
I had no clue which one she was talking about... she was like the colorful hula hoops..... 
Ooooooh fruit loops!! 😂

Answer

Today the dog took my tampon out of the trash🤮😩 
My daughter said "omg was that the bloody tampon from your butt!!!!😟" 
I was like it doesn't come from my butt it comes from my vagina lol 
Her face was priceless 
She looked at herself worried that she was going to bleed that any moment lol
Poor girl 😂

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I had just gotten out of the shower and was combing my hair. My 4 year old daughter comes over to where I'm at. She looks at me then looks at the comb, with all the hair that came out stuck in it, then looks back at me with a grossed out face and says "did all that come from your vagina?" Nope no it did not lol!!

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My 2.5 y/o will call someone by the name of their clothing if he doesn't know their name. My mom and sister took him grocery shopping the other day and while in the checkout line a guy walked past. I guess my son very loudly asked "where did the white guy go?" When they got home my mom asked me what I was teaching him? I asked what she meant and she explained with this look of horror on her face. I busted up laughing and asked if the guy was wearing a white shirt. You could see it all come to her and she started laughing. 😂😂

Kids say the funniest things!!😂 what has your kids said??

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