F#*% You Aunt Flow


My period came today. I started spotting on Wednesday - only 9 days after I ovulated! So now I'm angry and pissed off at the world. How do I respond? I go out and buy 2 bottles of red wine, Texas BBQ kettle crisps, Aberdeen Angus 1/4lb burgers, curly fries, mozzarella sticks, breaded, camembert bites, cookie dough ice cream, brownies and salted caramel truffles. I'm about to stuff my face and I don't care. I've had enough! 2 years of having my heart broken has left me a shadow of my former self. So today I'm going to act like I haven't got a care in the world. I'm going to get drunk and eat my weight in food! Then tomorrow I'm going to pick myself back up again, put my brave face on and look toward the future. A future that DOES have a pregnancy in it, a future that DOES have a house full of beautiful children - my children.