Funny sex moments

So two funny things happened while me & my fwb was having sex. First we was in missionary position & he was about to bust so he pulled out & tried snatching the condom off to finish on me but ended up losing his grip & punched me right in the mouth 🤦. Then another day we was super high about to have sex on my back balcony at night. I was all into him rubbing on me & pulling my pants down. That's when I opened my eyes & saw this big spider & freaked out. Totally ruined the mood. We just went inside. 😂