Revenge is so

My husband usually makes it a point to gas me out with his awful farts from the time he gets home and even with his sleep farts.

I can honestly say that in 8 years of marriage I've never passed gas in front of him. The closest thing has been a queef when we've had sex...

So tonight, the food we had for dinner has made me quite gassy...and SMELLY. He has been laying here beside me breathing in my wrath. He woke up once and said oh my God, I stink...referring to himself. I about died. Lol serves his ass right. Lol 😂