Tonight while I was making dinner my husband got a call from work and needed to walk one of the technicians through something.

Daughter: can you blow this up for me *hands me Whoopi Cushion*

Me: sure babe

*daughter runs off*

*10 seconds later*: the sound of someone practically shitting themselves

Husband: CAN YOU COME GET HER?!

This child ran into the room with her father and plopped right down on the Whoopi cushion right next to him. I could barely make it to the room because the tears from laughter were so thick. Kids are the greatest!!