Somebody please knock some sense into me

Because I would happily peg a Prince Naveen (from The Princess and the Frog) cosplayer who looks like this if given the chance.

-Is he hot?

Yes.

-Would I consider sitting within 10 feet of this hunk of a man?

Yes.

-Would I have a panic attack from sitting within 10 feet of him?

Yes.

-Would this be legal?

No. Please help