So there I am, my misters laid out in bed on whatever phone game hes obsessed with at that point... tapping away (I really hate the tapping games 😂)

I do my usual "you okay beautiful" small talk while getting undressed... while he's replying I end up dropping my phone -SPLAT- straight on the floor

I get into the well rehearsed pregnant woman squat... reach down, do the awkward little "ugh" because the damn thing fell screen down and I couldn't get a good grip, then regain my composure.

Just as I'm about to climb into bed my SO goes "I like watching pregnant women bend over" 😂 so I'm here like...

"I think it looks really funny... the way you have to prepare yourself...do it again 😂"

So I'm like.... he really wants me?... does he know its...? Okay - alright...

*gets positioned, squats and bends over again*

*SO starts to chuckle/we both start to chuckle*

I then grabbed the pillow closest to me and LAUNCHED that sucker right at him...

I CAUSED HIS PHONE TO SMACK HIM IN THE FACE LIKE YOU HEARD THE F*CKER MAKE CONTACT! POW RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

He looked at me shocked as hell.... then proceeded to laugh while I'm there, in the middle of the bedroom, pregnant, naked with utter shock on my face going "OH SHIT IM SO SORRY"

He forgave me, we had a cuddle and a kiss

I'm super glad I didn't hurt him but low key the face he pulled was hilarious.