Me at 11 pm: k I’ll turn off the lights and lay in bed on my phone until I get tired

Me at 12: ok I’m tired now

My period: ummm no ur not

Me:

Me:

My period: *starts stabbing me*

Me: wtf

Me: it’s ok I’ll just ignore it

My period: eXcUsE mE?

Me: *gets headache*

Me: well how am I supposed to sleep now

My period: *meanacing chuckles manifested in the form of embarrassing memories*

Me: *goes and gets water to try and get rid of headache*

Me: *stubs toe*

My cramps, headache, memories, toe, incompleted Duolingo lessons, and strong desire for applesauce: so you wanted to sleep huh?

Me: *dies*