Oh lord I've been dying for somewhere to vent, because I can't on Facebook. Then I looked for a room particularly for in law venting! Since day 1 I've been ready to kick that hoe.

My daughter was born last December and since day 1;

"My kids were formula fed and are just fine, how am I supposed to bond with her if she's breastfed!?"

"You need to let that baby cry it out," mind you, she's 2 weeks old when this is said.

"Give her a pacifier, my kids all had one that's how you shut them up,"

"There's something wrong with your baby, she has reflux or colic," ... *baby finally tries out reflux meds* ... "ahhhhhh omg you cant give her that!" ... *meanwhile MIL swallows 9 pills at dinner time*

"She's too squirmy, god my kids never squirmed like this,"

"You HAVE to give her cereal at 4 months,"

She's always asking if my kid is hitting milestones early, and if she's not she's freaking out.

This bitch wants me to take my NINE month old to get her teeth xrayed to see if she even has any because she doesn't have any yet. No, I'm not blasting her poor body with xrays already!!

This woman gets pissed and jealous when we do things with my family.

Calls my daughter by her middle which is annoying because if that's what I wanted her to be called that's what I'd have name her

Oh I wish I could remember some more crazy shit she's said and done.