Waxing- I’d rather be a beast

I can’t see my hoohaa anymore so I decided to go get a wax after not having one for some months due to pregnancy laziness; you can imagine my poor girl looked like a severely neglected shitzhu, someone call animal cops. Anyways, I had read some months back that getting a wax while pregnant is safe but can be more painful, I was like “whatever, I’ve gotten them done before, whats a little more pain added on.” Lord give me strength. I had never felt this much pain in my life and I’d much rather have had both my feet run over by a tractor trailer while the redneck trucker verbally abused me. Just a heads up for all us waxing ladies- suffer severe physical pain or have a mangled wolf dog as a vagina, may the odds be ever in your favor. God bless.