I'm not that big, right?

So I went to autozone to buy brake pads last month and the lady whom was working proceeded to tell me how I look like I'm about to pop and she asked how long Ive got left and I told her my due date and she was shocked and stated that I won't make it that long..

Fast forward to last night in autozone.. she recognized me and stated how I look like I am going to pop, again.. Now I'm curious.. Do I look that big to you ladies, too? How far along do I look?