Story time help please

Sooooo me and my hubby are having sex right? And it is painful (not because he’s going deep or anything ) but it just starts hurting. Like cramping bad so we think it’s the positions so we switch and it’s so bad I have to stop. I couldn’t stand or anything so me freaking out I go to the er. They poke me 6x before getting my iv in to draw blood. Then I’m in the waiting room another 5 hours waiting for a room. Well one opens then they wanna do a cat scan and then a hour later come back and tell me I’m constipated. Well they also had me pee in a cup and they never even took it from my room when I mention it they just said oh we took a sample already. But that doesn’t make sense if that was the case why would the cup of pee still be in my room. They said I had a cup already outside. I only peed in one cup. Then they give me morphine and then they want to do a vaginal check and do so just to tell me oh I don’t see anything (they didn’t swab my inside or anything just looked with eyes) then they say it was painful because constipation check up with a gynecologist though.

They also said they did a pee prego test and it was neg but never took the pee? And I’m late today and irritated so yeah . Fun times