OMG I'm so beyond embarrassed right now!! So my husband was playing Call of Duty and he has this 'party' which ia a group that plays together. Well I showered tonight and while I was showerimg I shaved my lady bits for the first time in forever because I have an appointment coming up and its the only time I really get the motivation to blindly shave downtown. While I was shaving I felt something on my labia. After my shower I use my phone camera to investigate and I find that I have a massive blueish purple varicose vein on my right outer labia. Its gross, I did not have this issue with my first! Ive never noticed it before now because like I said I havent shaved in a long time. So I go out to the living room where my husband is playing and I see he's spectating which means hes watching another player in his party. I asked if his mic was on and he said no. So I tell him about my new addition and after I say the words "I have a gross ass varicose vein on my labia" I hear laughing in his headset. He quickly checks his mic and it was fucking on!!!! Everyone in his 'party' heard me tell him about my damn labia. Now a few of the guys are out of state but two are local. One I have met and is good friends with my husband and I see him semi frequently. And now he knows about my embarrassing labia issue!!! I'm mortified, my husband and him are going out in a couple days and he always stops by the house so they can carpool to the pool hall. I can't face him! Damn that mans headset!!