“This month I’m just going to relax and stop stressing”

*Googles everything related to fertility and pregnancy even though it’s been read over 100 times*

*Tests 14 times a day with opks from CD5*

*pressures partner to have sex every other day and everyday for 3 days after getting a peak opk*

*goes back and looks at opks for no reason*

*googles some more*

*posts pictures of opks on here asking “is this positive”

*takes a bunch of supplements and teas and vitamins*

*starts daydreaming of baby names and googling (unique)name possibilities*

*looks up nursery ideas on Pinterest*

*checks CM daily*

*posts pictures of CM and asks “is this fertile”*

*googles one more time to see if there’s anything else to take for fertility*

*adds 10 vitamins that all do the same thing to the cart on amazon*

*preorders opks and pregnancy tests for the next month*

*stands in front of mirror pushing belly out wondering if the bump will be a “cute bump”*

*starts testing for pregnancy 5 minutes after ovulation*

*posts pictures asking “line eyes or vfl” *

*posts picture of dry test out of time frame “is this an evap”*

*stares at negative test that’s got an evap convincing self it’s positive*

*runs out of pregnancy tests before even hitting an appropriate DPO to test*

*orders more pregnancy tests*

*takes multiple pregnancy tests daily*

*posts more pictures of tests “I swear I see something”*

*period comes*

*posts picture of blood asking “could this be implantation?”*

*takes more pregnancy tests even though period has started*

*googles infertility*

*googles fertility specialists in the area*

*says “next month I won’t stress”

My life. Every month.