My weird child lol

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So I tried Sharing my Valentine's candy with my kids. I gave them both 2 pieces each. They opened them and I mentioned they were chocolates with strawberry filling, and my 4 year old opened both pieces and then gives them back. I look at him and said "eat them baby" he then proceeded to inform me that he no longer likes strawberries because they're red. So I'm like

He loves strawberry stuff. What makes it worse the filling is pink not red! For breakfast he even had a strawberry toaster strudel! Kids and their weird phrases. Anyone have funny stories to share about their kids?

Bless his weird heart lol