Cravings

Movies make pregnancy cravings seem so adorable. Oh? Sweet mama wants pickles and ice cream? Isn’t that cute!!!

Reality is, pregnancy cravings are like having a bipolar evil gnome living in your stomach that threatens to twist your guts if you don’t find Doritos and sour cream RIGHT FUCKING NOW, then the next day punches you in the throat for even looking at the bags.

Fuck this guy!

Also I just ate a quarter pounder w cheese and a side of nuggets. I didn’t want to do it. The gnome made me.