Sleep talking conversations

Have you had conversations with your SO while one of you was asleep? My partner occasionally sleep talks and I sometimes write down our convos. Recently, one went like this:

SO: Come and tell us what we’re doing.

Me: What?

SO: I’m talking to the kids.

(Spoiler, we have no kids.)

And then this was this other one...

SO: is my hair in the way?

Me: Are you asleep?

SO: No.

Me: Why would your hair be in the way?

SO: You came to get me.

Me: I came to get you?!

Anyone else have any weird/funny conversations to share when one of you is asleep?