STORY TIME

I was sat working on the laptop but started getting horny, decided I needed sex now so rushed my husband upstairs and we started messing around... I sat on him for a bit and then we lay side by side, he began fingering me, the great way he does, it was feeling amazing and I was getting ready for more until suddenly I felt a burn... not metaphorically, like actually holy shit my FANNY is ON FIRE!

The fucking idiot made our dinner using fresh 🌶 CHILLIES 🌶

FUCK FUCK FUCK is my clit going to melt off??? ?!??!!!!

15 mins of direct cold water to the entire area and I’m sat in bed with a cold compress wondering if I’ll ever pee again...

MORAL OF THE STORY - NEVER LET YO MAN MAKE DINNER!!!