Tww crazy person lol...

This is my first cycle on Metformin and Clomid, super strong positive opk on 6/2 also a pretty good positive on 6/3. Inseminated on 6/3 around 3pm. Sooo I'm offically 7dpo (?) since it's after midnight. I know people say you usually don't get symptoms at like 5 dpo but listen lol... I napped for the first time in months 3 days ago (4dpo) which came out of nowhere and I slept for a good 4 hours and still went to bed. Then I've been nauseous, but not constantly. And it only lasts 10-15 mins at a time and happens randomly. It's never like I'm actually going to throw up just kind of an annoying feeling. Then I got like twinges (pulling kind of?) on my right side. Not like a pain but something ya know. That's happened a few times on and off even last night. And when I sneeze my hip area gets a sharp pain? But it doesn't last long. Oh and tmi maybe but my nipples have been hard for like 2 days? And they hurt. But only if I touch them not constantly. Idk if any of that makes sense. And I'm trying super hard to not be a crazy two week waiter but I don't usually PMS. Sooo who knows. Maybe I'm symptom checking but it's new to me. Cycles are irregular so I have 3-who knows how many days until AF should come.