TMI topic AF and I am SO CONFUSED

I have NEVER had a two day barely there period. Last week I had the lightest AF I’ve ever gotten. There wasn’t even any real blood. It was basically just tan colored CM so I kept thinking my period was on the way but it went away and didn’t come back.

I’ve been having a TON of clear EWCM all week. Just felt my cervix for the first time and it’s pretty low, soft, definitely open, and still getting a ton of discharge. Mostly EWCM with some white creamy mixed in.

What is this a sign of? I really thought I was pregnant because I got some really faint positive blue dye tests but my pink dyes have come back negative. HELP!