Annoying customers

For the last 3 days, I have literally been asked by customers AT LEAST 100 times if I am pregnant, if it’s a boy or a girl, or when I am due. I have repeated myself so many times that I feel like an automated messages so I’ve decided I am going to start replying with the answers of “no, I’m not pregnant, it’s a tumor”, “it’s a dinosaur”, or “I’m not sure when I’m due, I was implanted by aliens so I’m just kind of waiting around” depending on which question I’m asked. 😁😅