Lierally stuck on the toilet

So I buy toilet paper in bulk and leave excess tp in my walk in closet because my bathroom is tiny and there’s not much room for storage.. well I just got off work sat on the toilet and realized all the tp in the bathroom is used up! Ik what you’re thinking- your husband is in the living room ask him to grab you some! I’ve been asking him to grab me some for 10 minutes and “he’s busy” playing madden. I’m getting a divorce