So confused??

I had a very very close to positive opk on Saturday, along with EWCM, heightened drive, etc on Saturday/Sunday. I assumed that I either ovulated soon before or would soon after, so we BD that night. I took another opk about 36 hrs after that and it was super faint, so I am sure I did ovulate over the weekend. Here it is:

Now, almost a week later I’ve been having sharp cramps again, and some weird pulling sensations, both in my uterus area. I just got this weird feeling and took both an ovulation test and a hpt. The ovulation test is now blazing positive and the hpt is obviously negative (even if I was pregnant it would be too early being as I’m only 6DPO).

Been having moderate amounts of watery, but sticky CM. Cervix is very high and closed (the whole hard vs. soft thing gets me so I have no idea).

So basically what the heck?