Greatest lie ever told

Before our daughter was born, DH would say to people constantly “she’s a night owl so she can take the late night hours and I’ll go to be earlier so I can get up before work and do stuff so she can get a little extra sleep.” I would laugh and say yeah we’ll see.

NOPE!!!! He sleeps all through the night and with a pillow over his head. While I’m 3 weeks out of surgery (csection) and I’m popping up all hours of the night.

Cool story bro....

Also MIL is in town and if I hear her tell me one more damn time that he needs his rest... I’m gonna lose it on her. He’s the other half of this team. Yes he works but his job as a father isn’t to just cuddle her and hand her.