Funny pregnancy/newborn/FTM stories?

I walked in the kitchen today & asked my husband if he farted. He told me yes with a cheese eating grin. I then replied that it smelled like eggs. He said ‘yes’ with the same tone of voice & smile. Then I gagged about 6 times before I inevitably ran to the bathroom to throw up.

I’m currently 33 weeks but have been struggling with vomiting on & off since about week 8. 

TL;DR I threw up this morning because of my husbands acid crack. Do you have any funny parenthood stories? 😂