I hate my fiancé!!!

I am almost 39 weeks pregnant just got home from work and getting some groceries and I get attacked by a freaking water bottle.. So now mind you I think I have the flu, I'm covered in water and I ended up falling on my ass cause the floor was all wet... I swear I have to be dating the most immature man child ever... And instead of an I'm sorry I shouldn't have thrown water all over you which ended up making you fall and potentially hurting our baby girl... I get a laugh out of him... I swear this baby needs to come quick so I can give him a good kick in the ass without worrying about hurting my baby girl!!!!!! 😡😤😠 and on top of it all I might be having labor contractions.. I literally bought myself a whole red velvet cake and I will not be sharing!!!!!!