Top 10 ways you know that you are TTC:
10. Baby shower invitations have the same appeal as an emergency root canal.
8. Your iPhone’s camera roll is filled with pictures of ovulation tests. Taken with multiple filters.
7. When you see a glass of apple juice, you have an uncontrollable urge to test it for pregnancy.
6. You think it is totally normal to describe the consistency of your cervical mucus to your cycle buddy.
5. You have a menstrual cycle buddy.
4. You get livid when your husband masturbates during your fertile window.
3. You check Glow more than you check Facebook.
2. You have dozens of creative ‘pinned’ ideas as to how you are going to announce your BFP…
1. …But what you will really do is sit there and cry and then take another pregnancy test!
Are we forgetting anything? 8-)