THE SECOND TIME, I was about to try out a flavored condom (chocolate strawberry) on my partner for the first time. A friend suggested it. It was so awkward. It didn't help that I kind of pressured him into the act but I was just eager to try it and he didn't know how to put it on. Regardless, I still regret the whole thing. I wish it never happened. We were both nervous. So I show him how. It's on. He says it fits fine. So I begin my business. I didn't taste the flavor at all and started wondering if I it it on inside out. It sure smelled good, though! As I try to get more vigorous, my tongue starts feeling funny. I notice my partner seemed to be enjoying things so I just ignore the sensation at first. Next thing I know I feel this needling burning sensation on my tongue! Oh it felt awful! I tell my partner immediately and we stop. I double check with them if the condom was making their skin feel uncomfortable, too but they said no. Oh good, it's just me. Just what I get for being pushy. The wretched thing was thrown out so fast, it was like a flaming shit in hell. 

For the next three days, my poor tongue was red, slightly swollen and sore like a burn. Eating and drinking was uncomfortable but luckily it went away naturally. It was the worst first-time protected oral sex ever. After that, we tried non-latex condom oral sex. It was better but felt weird to my partner and tasted gross to me (the taste of latex and squeaky rubbery noises isn't exactly what I call a sexy turn on...). Ever since then, we just didn't use protection. He was and still is the only person I've performed this to. We shared the "first bj" experience together. Strictly monogamous so there's never a worry about STDs, cheating or any of that drama. I never swallow, or do any throat penetration and always use mouthwash before and after.