Drunk SO

My SO comes home from a party a little while ago and gets in the bed.. he gets up an hour later and takes a piss right next to the bed ALL OVER THE FLOOR. I didn’t get up right away because I thought i was dreaming because wtf... i tried to get him to wake up as soon as i realized it wasn’t a dream😕😕😕but he’s so wasted. Idk. Like we’ve been together 4yrs and this has never happened😕😕 what to do??? Because he is about to be outside since he wants to act like a dog🤣🤣😕😕😕