Conversation with my 18 year old before he went work

My son is a CNA and works in a hospital doing the night shift. At 830pm I was drinking tea and he storms until the kitchen in his scrubs saying "Great! Now I gotta go be fake asf to all these stupid ass people! Do you know how lazy and rude these fucking nurses are mom. I swear Jessica better not with me today. That bitch is on my shit list. You know what I'm fucking done. I'm putting in my two weeks. Fuck this shit!" I handed him his lunch and he was out.

Fast forward to 6am, I'm getting ready to head to the school I teach at and my son comes in from work. I asked "How was putting in your 2weeks?" He goes "Yeah I realized one crucial thing. YOY BASICALLY HAVE TO PAY TO BREATH!!!"

Just thought this was funny. My child is very extra.

Edit: I know what you guys mean about his emotions. It's why I let him get it all out at home. If he wants to say something to someone he can't actually say it to he knows I'll listen to him vent. Even when he was working at 16. If he needed to vent about work, I allowed cussing. He kinda took advantage of that lol.