Stuff ppl say when you tell them your having twins

What is the craziest or most inappropriate stuff that ppl have said to you when they find out you are having twins? I have just laughed it off so far but it's amazing what ppl say. I think my favorite that I have heard so far is "what are you going to do with two?" My smart butt husband responded juggle them haha and another one that I heard from some one who has no experience with twins was "don't buy two of everything bc it's really common for one not to make it." Know why would you say that to an expecting mother 
Post your what you have had said to you so far!