Conversation with my (almost) 4yo

Mystic_Gemini • single mother by choice to an amazing little boy - 12/22/17

him: mommy, I went potty!

me: good job! Did you flush?

him: Yes

me: are you sure? I didn’t hear a flush.

him: I flushed. I went pee-pee and poopy, and I flushed!

me: ok (knowing full well he didn’t flush 😂)

him: do you want to see my poopy?

me: how can I see it if you flushed?

him: 🤔

me: 😏

him: ok. I didn’t flush.

me: 🤣🤣🤣