Raising baby antichrist

I was talking to my girlfriend about my son when he was younger. He's 15 now and when she first met him she talked about how sweet he is and I'm like "You fake ass motherfucker". I'm not emotionally abusing my kid. We just talk like that. Now he actually is a really sweet kid now but I tell her stories when he was younger and my son was baby antichrist. One example is he asked for a new came for his DS. I said no. For Christmas he wss writing my mom his wish list. I expected a game on there. He didn't put a game. He put ouija board.... Which he spelled owigi bord. He was 8. His reasoning... He was gonna trade me to a spirit for a new game.............. Another example. I'm an atheist and my girlfriend is Wiccan. Now back when he was 11 we kept having the Jehovah Witnesses knocking at our door and it was aannoying... Well my son decided to opwn the door to them act possessed and yell "Devil in you!" That was so embarrassing but they never came back so... My girlfriend is pregnant rn. We are having a girl and this pregnancy has made my girlfriend miserable but baby girl is great. My girlfriend is saying she's feeling like this is gonna be my baby antichrist take 2. My son laughed so hard. I guess we will see