The things no one tells you when becoming a first time mom

Cici • Mama and Etsy shop owner! My etsy shop is SerenadeBaby
There are a lot of things no one tells you when you're going to become a new mom.  
Add your own on in the comments!! 
-you can try all you want to put baby on a schedule. It's 9/10 times not going to happen. Good luck
-the idea of a clean house? Out the door. 
-look at all those cute storage bins you got!  Too bad you have mommy brain so bad that you can never even remember what's inside them. (Label up!!) 
-I see you're trying all organic, don't worry! Baby will love the only brand you hate. (Curse you Huggies for cuddling my babies butt as I write this). 
Any to add??