Mother in law

Jesus Christ. Yes I’m tipsy while writing this. It’s my SILs birthday. When my MIL arrived the first thing she said was “look how your face is breaking out”. Then she saw me eating candy and she said “that’s why you’re breaking out, all that candy”. Which isn’t even true I barely eat candy. Then my “fiancé” ganna say “you can eat candy and still have a clear face”. She told him to be quiet and HE LISTENED! Like whattt? He normally stays quiet. He says nothing to her when she fat shames me and talks about my breakouts. She’s bigger than me! I kind of just want a man to defend me and that’s not him. He says nothing to her. On another note I’m hoping to get dick tonight good good dick! I’m hoping to move far far away but he won’t ever do that he’s a mamas boy. I’d be in Florida or someplace down south if it were up to me. I need to be on a beach with a mango margarita on the rocks with a sugar rim yummm. That’s all for now I guess

It’s a problem that I’m a little tipsy at a birthday party? Lol bite me. You bitches always miss the point of the post and skip straight to judging, burn in hell