Who else is tired of "pregnancy symptoms"

I see "pregnancy symptoms" everywhere! We took this month off from trying for our sanity, but of course we still did it ? so there is a chance. I still find myself looking for signs. Everyone says there nipples are sore, are my nipple so because I'm pregnant or are they sore because I keep pinching them to see if they are sore? Am I nauseous because I'm pregnant or because I took my vitamin without food? Am I gassy because I'm pregnant or because I had beans for dinner? You get my point. So I am making a vow right now to justify every "symptom". To let my body know I am the one in charge. Who is with me?!