He's Crazy

So my fiance and I just had sex. I didn't tell him during sex my boobs were killing me. They hurt like hell. Any who after sex I told him . he says your pregnant. I denied. I'm like I know my body how can you tell me ?

He goes take a test I tell him we don't have any he says I snuck one from the OB office when we last went lol. He's so crazy so I took it knowing I wasn't and this is what the results were....

He goes see told you I don't miss hahaha ...